Twitter for Dogs

Mattel has come up with a new product call Puppy Tweets.  Apparently, one sets up a Twitter account for their dog, and places the Puppy Tweets transponder/tag on their dog's collar.  As the dog moves and/or makes noise, a random message is sent to the dog's twitter account.  This way one can "follow" what their dog is doing during the day.

Here's a link to read more about it:
LA Times article

Random tweets from my dog throughout the day?  I really don't know what to say.  I love my dogs, but this is just too far.

It is kind of fun to think about what the dogs would Tweet, though.  Here's what I think mine would say:

Ziggy:  Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.  Let. Me. Out!!
Maggie:  Ahh, the sofa is nice.  Did the child drop any food here? Ahh, the armchair is nice.
Denzil:  I just want to be petted.  Why aren't the humans home?!  Oh, is that a Crayon?  Yum.