What's that noise in the family room? And, hey, where's the puppy?
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Don't bother me. Can't you see I'm busy?
Fearsome tissue box destroyed.
The home is safe now.
It's a good thing I'm headed home tomorrow.
BTW - no fun travel posts from this trip. Domestic travel combined with 12+ hours a day of meetings isn't fun enough to share with others....